I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
hey you wanna come over and watch a movie
age 16-24 year old american male mating call (via officialcrow)
It’s the worst because hell no I don’t wanna sleep with you but hell yeah I wanna watch avengers at your house why you gotta do me like that
This makes me really sad because I really like watching movies with people and 95% of the time I don’t want to do anything with the person I’m watching the movie with besides watch the movie and maybe like eat some ice cream or whatever.
But I can in no way blame a girl for assuming that I want to snog when I ask if she wants to watch a movie because guys seriously suck sometimes and girls need to approach events like this with some degree of suspicion in order to avoid getting felt up by grubby unwanted hands.
And I’m worried that sending out a text saying “HEY DO YOU WANT TO WATCH A MOVIE I PROMISE NOT TO TRY ANYTHING YOU CAN TAKE THE COUCH AND I’LL SIT ON THE FLOOR IF YOU WANT” will sound weird.(via giraffepoliceforce)
"talk dirty to me"
will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful